Imagine your vape could complain about you for once.
• “Why do you always forget to charge me?” 
• “Stop dropping me on the floor!” 
• “Another new flavor? Make up your mind already!” 
We always rant about battery life, flavor, or leaks… but what would YOUR vape rant back at you?
Drop your funniest “vape complaint line” in the comments.
Let’s see who comes up with the most savage reply from their device! 
lol mine would say can I have day in you stuff me in a pocket all day then drain my energy gimme a break 
LoL Mine would say.. I know you love the taste but,
you’re drowning me in here. 
Here are a few potential words from your vape….you know who you are….that they might say :
#1 “Hey, remember that time you lost me in the couch over the weekend? I do!!! You first started screaming bad words and throwing things…a day later it turned into begging and making me all kinds of promises if you could find me…then finally you just started crying uncontrollably. Then you stuck your hand under the cushion and found me!!! Admit it…..You can’t live without me!!!”
#2 “I’m not addicted, you’re addicted… to me!”
#3 “Oh look, another cloud….. isn’t that the tenth one in a row now?? Find a new trick already!!”
#4 “Stop checking your ex’s social media pages and hot boxing me!!! I’m at 1% and burning up!!”
And finally….
#5 “Treat me with respect, I’m what’s keeping you sane!”