Let’s face it—once you’ve been vaping for a while, you’re no longer just a user.
You’re in a full-blown relationship with your vape.
Here are 5 painfully relatable moments that prove your vape’s got you wrapped around its little pod
1.
Your pods are empty, and the delivery is still not here
You told yourself, “This one will last me two more days.”
Spoiler: it didn’t.
Now you’re refreshing the tracking page every 5 minutes like:
“Out for delivery… still out for delivery… still…”
2.
You’ve unintentionally built a personal vape museum
- One for commuting
- One for your desk
- One by your bed
- A few that were “so good back then” but now just collect dust
You’re not just vaping. You’re running a mini pop-up store
3. You say you want to try a new flavor, but always go back to your classic
“I’m feeling adventurous today.”
Adds watermelon mint to cart again.
Some flavors just have a chokehold on you
4.
Taking a stealth puff in public feels like a spy mission
Especially in those gray zones—parking lots, hotel balconies, quiet stairwells.
You’re not vaping. You’re doing recon.
One puff. No trace. Mission complete.
5.
Every vape hangout turns into a tech + flavor deep dive
Vapers don’t talk about the weather.
We talk about:
- What device are you on right now?
- What juice are you hooked on?
- Any new limited edition flavors or collabs?
It’s not a convo. It’s a strategy meeting
Final Thought: You think you’re controlling the vape, but really, it’s shaping your whole lifestyle
It changes how you shop, travel, socialize—even how you dress (shoutout to those who coordinate their outfit with a neck lanyard).
So—how many of these hit home?
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