Let’s get real for a second.
You ever think… if your vape were a human being, what kind of person would they be? 
Because at this point, for many of us, vaping isn’t just a habit—it’s a lifestyle companion.
They’re there for you after meals, during stressful moments, on long walks, or even just vibing on the balcony.
So let’s imagine: if your vape had a personality… what would that look like?
Let me introduce you to your vape—as a person.
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The Effortlessly Cool Friend
They don’t try to be trendy—they are trendy.
Always dressed in monochrome, owns at least two pairs of sleek sneakers, listens to low-fi beats, and somehow knows about every underground café in the city before it opens.
They casually show up with a new flavor and say,
“Wanna try something smooth with a minty kick?”
And boom—your day just got better.
They don’t talk much, but when they do, it’s always right to the point:
“You look stressed. Here’s a puff. Chill.”
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2. 
The One Who Disappears at the Worst Time
You love them.
But they are terrible at communication.
You’re about to step into a 3-hour meeting?
Battery: dead.
Weekend trip with no charger in sight?
Juice: gone.
This friend is always just out of reach when you need them most.
You check your pockets in a panic. Not there.
Then the bag. Not there.
Then the other bag.
Ah—there they are, hiding under your car seat like they didn’t just cause a minor emotional crisis.
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The Therapist
They don’t say much.
They just exist—in the right place, at the right time.
Had a rough day?
They’re there.
Celebrating a little win?
Still there.
Staring at the ceiling overthinking your life at 1 AM?
Yep, still there—calm, quiet, supportive.
They’re not a solution.
But sometimes, just taking a minute to breathe out a cloud helps you take the next step.
And that matters.
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So, What’s the Vibe?
Your vape isn’t just a device.
It’s:
• A stress reliever
• A conversation starter
• A fashion accessory
• A subtle sidekick in life’s weird little in-between moments
It’s not just about the nicotine or the flavor.
It’s about the feeling.
The moment.
The ritual.
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What About You?
If your vape were a person, who would they be?
The chill introvert?
The unpredictable drama queen?
The loyal sidekick?
The friend who ghosted you right before your flight? (Looking at you, battery 
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Drop it in the comments—we’re dying to know 
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