Okay, UVers, VAPORESSO gave us the opportunity to win big again!! let’s talk vape screens. Yeah, they’re everywhere now, looking slick. But seriously… some brands are going full sci-fi trying to turn our mods into mini-smartphones? Calls? Texts? Cameras? Come on!
We all have a phone. It’s practically glued to our hand. Trying to cram that tech into a vape feels like a pointless gimmick. Who’s honestly gonna choose their vape over their actual phone to text their mate or take a pic? Dropping your vape mid-call trying to answer another call? No thanks! It just makes the vape feel clunky and solves zero real problems.
Here’s my dream instead: Turn that screen into a legit mini-game console! Think pocket-sized arcade for your puff breaks. VAPORESSO, would you consider collaborating with Nintendo? Hahahaha!
Imagine this:
Quick Gaming Fix: Stuck waiting? Puff break? Whip out the vape and crush a few levels of a classic platformer, a quick puzzle, or even some retro arcade action. Perfect for those 5-10 minute gaps.
Perfect Pairing: Both vaping and casual gaming are about quick enjoyment, chilling out, maybe a little focus or distraction. They vibe together way better than vaping and making phone calls.
Actually Useful Tech: Instead of forcing phone features nobody asked for, use the processing power for smooth gameplay. Give me simple joystick buttons or touch controls optimized for the device size.
Unique Selling Point:This would actually make me consider upgrading! A dedicated little gaming device built into my vape? Sign me up. Way cooler than a blurry vape-cam pic.
Forget trying to be a second phone. That’s just competing gadgets. Lean into the pleasure aspect – both the nicotine hit and the fun hit. Give us a reason to want that screen beyond just wattage numbers.
What about you guys?
Am I crazy? Do you actually want to make calls from your vape?
What’s YOUR dream feature for a future vape screen? Retro games? Music controls? Something else wild?
Or do you think screens are just overkill altogether?
If someone can figure out a way for my vape to find me and not the other way around! Something built inside that knows when the unit is so many feet away from it’s owner. Then have the unit start making a sound or vibrate or BOTH!
Perhaps allow the user to choose or customize the sound it makes. I would have mine scream, “Mommy, Mommy, I’m lost! Help me Mommy, help!” or “Hey stupid, did you forget something?” If that wouldn’t get someone’s attention I don’t know what would!
I know you can put Air Tags or other things on your vape to help you find it. But, YOU have to realize your vape is missing and YOU have to initiate the finding. I want the VAPE to realize it’s missing and the VAPE to initiate the finding before I know it’ even gone! That would be the coolest thing ever!!
I’ve always been quite puzzled. There seems to be no objective standard for determining whether something will appeal to teenagers. To prevent teenagers from smoking cigarettes, regulators should focus on oversight rather than restricting brand and product innovation.
let’s talk vape screens. Yeah, they’re everywhere now, looking slick. But seriously… some brands are going full sci-fi trying to turn our mods into mini-smartphones? Calls? Texts? Cameras? Come on! 
they could develop vape themed games like puff the magic dragon 
