Alright flavor fam, FlavourMaster back—and it’s time we talk about the Offstamp SW9000. I’ve been seeing this little gadget make its rounds, so I finally got my hands on it. Here’s the lowdown from someone who’s not afraid to say it like it is.
Dual Battery Vibes
This thing comes with a detachable small battery (200mAh) that slots magnetically into a larger 800mAh power bank. Sounds awesome, right? And it kinda is. The magnetic swap feels super slick—great for fidgeting. But honestly? The size gets a bit weird. It’s light, but those sharp corners make it less pocket-friendly than it looks.
Design & Display
Major props for the customizable shell and LED light animations. The little emoji icons are a quirky touch. If you’re into personalization and showing off your vape, this might be your vibe. The screen though? No oil level, no detailed battery info—feels like a missed opportunity.
Performance
Flavor-wise, it’s a mixed bag. Some hits are chef’s kiss (that Lime Grapefruit flavor, wow), while others (looking at you, Dragon Strawnana) kinda fizzled out. If you love a sweet + icy combo, this might work for you. But if you’re chasing that punchy throat hit or dense cloud? Might leave you underwhelmed.
Usability & Tech
The magnetic pod-and-battery system is actually smart—and reusable pods = wallet-friendly. But the lack of airflow control or wattage adjustment? Meh. And don’t even get me started on how it doesn’t show juice level… why??
Bottom line: It’s got style and solid value, especially for those wanting a bit of flair and swap-n-go convenience. Just don’t expect this to knock your socks off with performance. It’s more cool toy than serious cloud machine.
Have you guys tried this yet? What flavors slapped and which flopped? Let’s get into it.