Hey fam! If you’ve ever watched someone pull off a French Inhale (aka “Irish Waterfall” or “Nose Breathe”) and thought, “How the actual heck do they make it look so effortless?”—you’re in the right place. Let’s break it down like we’re chatting over coffee (or vape juice, lol).
What’s the French Inhale?
For the newbies: It’s that iconic move where you exhale vapor from your mouth, then inhale it back up through your nose. The result? A smooth, waterfall-like flow. No magic, just physics and practice.
Step 1: Start with a Solid Mouth Hit
- Take a slow, steady mouth hit (don’t lung inhale!). Let the vapor pool in your mouth like you’re holding a sip of soda.
- Pro tip: Keep your tongue relaxed at the bottom of your mouth—it acts like a ramp for the vapor later.
Step 2: Open Your Jaw SLOWLY
- Part your lips slightly (think “ohhh” shape, not “ahhh”) and let the vapor start rising naturally. Gravity’s your friend here!
- DO NOT blow yet. Let the vapor creep upward on its own. If it spills out too fast, you’re opening too wide or pushing with your cheeks.
Step 3: Nose Breathe Like You’re Sniffing Fresh Coffee
- As the vapor floats up, gently inhale through your nose. Imagine you’re trying to smell something delicious—slow and controlled.
- The vapor should funnel from your mouth into your nostrils smoothly. If it’s choppy, you’re either inhaling too hard or rushing Step 2.
Step 4: Exhale (or Repeat for Extra Drama)
- Once the vapor’s in your nose, you can let it drift out naturally or exhale a tiny bit to keep the flow going.
- Feeling fancy? Try chaining multiple French Inhales back-to-back for that “infinity waterfall” vibe.
Common Mistakes & Fixes
- “The Vapor Just Dies”: You’re probably exhaling from your mouth and nose. Focus on only nose inhalation.
- “It Looks Like a Sneeze Cloud”: Slowww down Step 2. Let the vapor rise at its own pace—no cheek-puffing!
- "My Eyes Burn, Help”: Close your eyes slightly if vapor irritates them. Also, lower-nic juice = less throat hit = easier control.
Practice Drills
- Ghost Inhale First: Master ghost inhales (exhale a cloud, then suck it back in) to get comfy with vapor control.
- Mirror, Mirror: Watch your technique in real-time. Adjust lip shape/nose breathing speed as needed.
- Flavor Boost: Use a menthol or icy juice—the cooling sensation helps time your inhales.
Final Thoughts
The French Inhale is all about patience and finesse, not force. Even if your first 10 tries look like a fog machine malfunction, keep at it. One day, it’ll just click—and you’ll feel like a vape wizard.
Drop questions below or share your progress vids! Let’s turn this thread into a French Inhale masterclass.
Stay cloudy, folks.